Collecting Santa Items T-Shirts

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"I love these old decorations!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Mice playing double bass

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

C.P.A.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Santa vs traffic warden...

Teddy Talk

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

A season for Santas

Just a friendly gift.

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

Christmas Outfit

Peter Cottontail gets pranked

"Just to be safe."

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

Santa's Mask Problem

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'