Collecting Holiday Items T-Shirts

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"I love these old decorations!"

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

'Have you any W fronts?'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Tin Can Operation.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Feart!

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"And that little guy is our abducted son, Gene."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

The Corkscrew Thrower

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Dog with toilet drink hat.

"I think I'm dyeing."