Book Dragon Gifts

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

Be the Author

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

How intellectual curiosity killed the cat

The Thinker sat on a stack of books.

Self Help / Elf Help.

Stephen King

'I've just finished reading your last book. At least I hope it is!'

Bookworms

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Organic Soldering.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."