Dragons Gifts

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Hoard

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Loch Ness.

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.

Cow Dragon

'Bless you...'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."

A dragon wearing a face mask

'Dragon Busking'

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'Honest! -- I never intended the anti-smoking ordinance to apply to you!'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'Sure, I can fire your pottery...'

"It could be worse."

Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

"Cough!"

"So who's the boring old prophet of doom now?"

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Yeah, he was in here. You just missed him."

"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."