Dragons Gifts

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Hoard

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Loch Ness.

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

Cow Dragon

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

'Bless you...'

'Dragon Busking'

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

"It could be worse."

Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'Sure, I can fire your pottery...'

Dragon Trick Candles.

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

'Honest! -- I never intended the anti-smoking ordinance to apply to you!'

A dragon wearing a face mask

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."

Well, if the soup's too cold, blow on it.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Dragon