Dragon Lore Gifts

Warrior Woman

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Organic Soldering.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Love your ambiance!"