Book Dragon Pillows

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

Be the Author

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

The Thinker sat on a stack of books.

Self Help / Elf Help.

'I've just finished reading your last book. At least I hope it is!'

Bookworms

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Diolch

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'