Collecting Dragon Art Pillows

Chinese Money

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Warrior Woman

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Self Help / Elf Help.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Welsh Dragon

The Reason for Storms

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Stephen King

Little boy dragon

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Ground score!"