Collecting Dragon Art Mugs

Chinese Money

Warrior Woman

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

The Reason for Storms

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Welsh Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Little boy dragon

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

'Boy you light my fire!'

"Ground score!"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"