Dark Romance Devotee Gifts

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Modern Major General

Thomas Hardy

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Shakespeare Street

You're the olive in my martini

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Charles Addams.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clone Factory

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Henrik Ibsen

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

One book... One book... One book...

"Congratulations, dear, you're the sickest looking one on the whole floor."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."