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'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Modern Major General

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

You're the olive in my martini

Shakespeare Street

Charles Addams.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Starvation Watching

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clone Factory

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Moliere

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Bertolt Brecht

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."