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"It's over."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

You're the olive in my martini

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"Legs up to here!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Michael Moore

'The coalition of the willing.'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'Am I sexy yet?'

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'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Love changes everything.'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"Hey! Green eyes!"