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'The coalition of the willing.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Thomas Hardy

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Have your people call my people."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

We have a dream....

Nato Membership

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Scot holding a heart.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Valentines

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

One book... One book... One book...

The next drone flight