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'The coalition of the willing.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Thomas Hardy

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

You're the olive in my martini

"Have your people call my people."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

We have a dream....

Nato Membership

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Valentines

Scot holding a heart.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."