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Anger management, group therapy

"Bond James, Bond."

Dog yoga

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Silly wig.

Thomas Hardy

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Charles Addams.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Poetry Buff.

'What a control freak!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Camouflage Unit

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

'So do I get the job or not?'

The majestic North American Care-a-boo.

Head For Business

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

'It was a split decision.'

Turkey Owl

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'