Dark Side Devotee Pillows

Anger management, group therapy

"Bond James, Bond."

Dog yoga

Silly wig.

Thomas Hardy

Charles Addams.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Poetry Buff.

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Camouflage Unit

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

'So do I get the job or not?'

'It was a split decision.'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

The majestic North American Care-a-boo.

Head For Business

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Turkey Owl

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"