Verse Devotee Pillows

Poetry Buff.

A.E. Housman

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Joan Crawford junior

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I'm having what he's having.'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"