Visor Devotee Pillows

A visor is very helpful when trying to follow the flight of your ball.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Poetry Buff.

Church Restoration Fund.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Give Thanks.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Joan Crawford junior

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

A.E. Housman

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Medusa at her Vanity Table

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'

'Put it in writing!'

I am the bearer of evil tidings

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'