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Poetry Buff.

A.E. Housman

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"God, I love this show!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Joan Crawford junior

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Thriller of the Week

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."