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"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Thomas Hardy

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Poetry Buff.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Give Thanks.

Thriller of the Week

Pearly Gates Queue

A.E. Housman

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

Medusa at her Vanity Table

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

'Put it in writing!'

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

Limousine Replacement Service

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'

The Great and the Good.

A visor is very helpful when trying to follow the flight of your ball.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

"It was hallelujahs all 'round when the lad agreed to join the family business."

Red carpet treatment