"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"
Vip Devotee Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for VIP devotees. Brighten their day with clever designs that speak to their passion, whether they're enjoying a morning coffee or a late-night tea.
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Thomas Hardy
"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."
'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'
Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.
"My spokesperson won't speak to me."
Poetry Buff.
"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."
"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."
One book... One book... One book...
Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.
"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"
Give Thanks.
Pearly Gates Queue
A.E. Housman
Thriller of the Week
Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.
Medusa at her Vanity Table
Adele plus inspiration
Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?
"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."
Celebrity Gold
Entourage to a lesser dignitary.
'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'
Daily Devotional
'Put it in writing!'
How am I supposed to convince people to join our new loyalty rewards program for $9.95 a month? The program doesn't offer any actual rewards. The key to these programs is they make people feel special. Watch. Would you like to join our exclusive VIP Premier Exclusive Best Customer Reward Program? Or would you rather feel left out and scorned as a loser? Impossible dilemma.
Limousine Replacement Service
Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.
'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'
The Great and the Good.
'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'
A visor is very helpful when trying to follow the flight of your ball.
"It was hallelujahs all 'round when the lad agreed to join the family business."
Vip Devotee Mugs Collection
Vip Devotee Pillows
Check out our pillows that showcase their interests. Soft, decorative, and fun—perfect for giving their space a personal touch.
Vip Devotee Prints
Explore our prints that highlight their favorite passions. Stylish wall art to inspire and celebrate their devotion.
Vip Devotee T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts designed for VIP devotees. Stylish and witty, these shirts let them wear their passions with pride.