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"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Carpet

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Football Royalty

Airplane

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Heaven Has VIP

Pearly Gates Queue

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

"Looks like someone had another 'dentist appointment!'"

"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

Woman files God's nails.

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

The Great and the Good.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

"What do you mean I can't enter. Do you know who I am?"

'I don't know who it is, Sir, but I think you'd better break out the good stuff.'

The Royal Enclosure

Rolling out the red carpet.

Red carpet treatment

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

"I thought I hear a motorcade."

Woman with unfinished red carpet as VIP begins to walk down it

King is unable to go to the toilet without a red carpet.

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'