"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"
Vip Treatment Lover Pillows
Bring a touch of comfort and humor to their space with our VIP treatment lover pillows. Fun, plush, and perfect for adding a bit of pampered flair to any room.
"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."
"My spokesperson won't speak to me."
Carpet
"Rare, medium or well done?"
"He likes to make clients feel important..."
Football Royalty
Airplane
"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"
Heaven Has VIP
Pearly Gates Queue
Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.
"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."
Celebrity Gold
Entourage to a lesser dignitary.
"Looks like someone had another 'dentist appointment!'"
"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."
'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'
Woman files God's nails.
"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.
How am I supposed to convince people to join our new loyalty rewards program for $9.95 a month? The program doesn't offer any actual rewards. The key to these programs is they make people feel special. Watch. Would you like to join our exclusive VIP Premier Exclusive Best Customer Reward Program? Or would you rather feel left out and scorned as a loser? Impossible dilemma.
The Great and the Good.
'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'
"What do you mean I can't enter. Do you know who I am?"
'I don't know who it is, Sir, but I think you'd better break out the good stuff.'
The Royal Enclosure
Rolling out the red carpet.
Red carpet treatment
'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'
"I thought I hear a motorcade."
Woman with unfinished red carpet as VIP begins to walk down it
King is unable to go to the toilet without a red carpet.
'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'
Vip Treatment Lover Pillows Collection
Vip Treatment Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of VIP treatment lover mugs for charming ways to start their mornings with style and humor.
Vip Treatment Lover Prints
Find eye-catching prints that celebrate indulgence and luxury—ideal decorations for the VIP lover’s favorite spaces.
Vip Treatment Lover T-Shirts
Check out our VIP treatment lover t-shirts—stylish and witty pieces perfect for expressing their love for the finer things.