Dark Romance Seeker Gifts

"You had me at hell."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Speed Dating.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Wishing Well

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Funnel of Love.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'