Twisted Romance Seeker Gifts

"He loves me!"

Love at First Sight

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

The evidence destroyed

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

'Do you come here often?'

How oysters get engaged.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"You had me at hell."

Perfect Match

Bunny Hop Hug