Twisted Romance Seeker Prints

"He loves me!"

Love at First Sight

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

The evidence destroyed

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Do you come here often?'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

How oysters get engaged.

Funnel of Love.

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Bunny Hop Hug

"You had me at hell."