Dark Comedy Seeker Gifts

'... And this is my cellar.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Dead Funny

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Meat Grinder

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Dedication to excellence....

Noah's ark, many lions

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

100 best beheadings

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Zoo animals.