Dark Comedy Seeker Gifts

'... And this is my cellar.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Dead Funny

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Meat Grinder

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Dedication to excellence....

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

100 best beheadings

Noah's ark, many lions

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."