Dark Ages Dilettante Gifts

Searching for a gift for the dark ages dilettante? Discover amusing and thoughtful products that celebrate a penchant for history and creativity. Whether they love medieval tales or Renaissance arts, find unique items that speak to their eclectic interests and humorous side. Our collection brings together history and whimsy, making each gift a playful nod to wandering minds craving a touch of the past with a modern twist.

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Life in the Dark Ages...

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Garlic Free Zone.

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'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.' mockup

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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'House wine?'

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"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific." mockup

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

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Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags! mockup

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

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'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.' mockup

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

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'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

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"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results." mockup

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

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"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?" mockup

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

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"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!" mockup

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

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"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?" mockup

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

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The singles bar...

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'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?' mockup

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

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'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

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"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!" mockup

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

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"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?" mockup

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

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Time Out Room

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'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.' mockup

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

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'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?' mockup

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

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Novice plumbers replacing a washer in a leaky faucet.

Novice plumbers replacing a washer in a leaky faucet. mockup

Novice plumbers replacing a washer in a leaky faucet.

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'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.' mockup

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

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'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

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'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?' mockup

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

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Man paints himself into corner.

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'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.' mockup

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

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"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can." mockup

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

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'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!' mockup

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

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Dark Ages Dilettante Gifts Collection

Dark Ages Dilettante Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the dark ages dilettante’s favorite historical and humorous themes—ideal for their daily dose of wit and wonder.

Dark Ages Dilettante Pillows

Find pillows that bring historical humor into their living space, perfect for the dark ages dilettante’s eclectic decor.

Dark Ages Dilettante Prints

Browse prints that fuse historical artistry with playful humor, ideal for decorating a space that celebrates the past with a smile.

Dark Ages Dilettante T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase their passion for history and creativity, combining clever design with medieval charm.