Discipline Dilettante Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for the discipline dilettante in your life? Our collection offers witty and whimsical items that perfectly capture their spirited approach to interests and creativity. Whether they’re juggling multiple passions or exploring new hobbies, these products add a touch of fun and encouragement to their eclectic journey.

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Kid in corner to parent: 'When will I be eligible for parole?'

Kid in corner to parent: 'When will I be eligible for parole?' mockup

Kid in corner to parent: 'When will I be eligible for parole?'

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'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!' mockup

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

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'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.' mockup

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

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'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.' mockup

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers. mockup

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

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Macho Vegetarian

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"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific." mockup

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

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"How much do I need? How much you got?" mockup

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

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Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags! mockup

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

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"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!" mockup

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

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'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!' mockup

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

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'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.' mockup

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

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"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?" mockup

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

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"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!" mockup

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

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'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.' mockup

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

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"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going." mockup

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

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'Should I buy or sell?'

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"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty" mockup

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

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"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe." mockup

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

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'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?'

'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?' mockup

'Honey, I put 500.000,- into chocolate manufacturer stocks and now the share price went down... would you please stop your diet?'

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"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

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