Demonology Dilettante Gifts

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'House wine?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

The singles bar...

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Time Out Room

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

Chinese noodles.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Nope, that's not what you have either! Man, you stink at 20 questions!

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

"Are you still working on that?"

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

Bark bark bark bark

"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"

'Good gracious, no, nothing for me. I'll just scavenge after my friends have left the table.'

"How we doing for tips today?"

'What happened between design and development?'