Danger Noodle Whisperer T-Shirts

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Wino Appreciation Group

Happy Violinist

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

Monster Realtor

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

I bake my own bread

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Health and safety nightmare.

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"He shows enormous potential."

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'You win.'

Yeth, hello noodle factory?