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"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Violin Practise

Wino Appreciation Group

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Happy Violinist

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Monster Realtor

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

I bake my own bread

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Pest control, with death.

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

Health and safety nightmare.

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"He shows enormous potential."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'You win.'