Needle Whisperer T-Shirts

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

Ouch!

Gardener attacked by plants.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Concert Pianist.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Violin Practise

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The Hammer

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I'm a monster."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Happy Violinist

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Organ Player

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

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