Snack Whisperer T-Shirts

A fridge surrounded by books.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Breakfast surreal.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Honest Vending Machine