Danger Noodle Enthusiast T-Shirts

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

"Eat me"

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

Soup

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Chick in noodle soup.

Safety last.

Noodle exchange program.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"How was your day, dear?"

Chicken and noodles.

'I'll have what he's having.'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Chinese business cuisine.

Death Defying Stunt.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

China in Space.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.