Danger Noodle Enthusiast Pillows

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

"Eat me"

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Dog Chow Mein

Year of the Rat

Chick in noodle soup.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Soup

Safety last.

Noodle exchange program.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'I'll have what he's having.'

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

"How was your day, dear?"

Chicken and noodles.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Death Defying Stunt.

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

China in Space.

Fisherman catches a mine.