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"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"More?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'What the devil is that?

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'What went particularly well?'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

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"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."