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When they told us to have a varied diet I don't think they just meant all 36 varieties of 'Pot Noodle'.

Counting ribs

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Soup

Chick in noodle soup.

Noodle exchange program.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'I'll have what he's having.'

Chicken and noodles.

Chinese business cuisine.

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

China in Space.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

"Shot between the eyes, but just before he died he spelled out the name of the killer with his soup."

Sesame Noodles

"Okay, so what do we add?"

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

Tagliatelle

'Sorry about that, sir.'

"Are those noodles?"