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When they told us to have a varied diet I don't think they just meant all 36 varieties of 'Pot Noodle'.

Counting ribs

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

Soup

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Chick in noodle soup.

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

The Old Man and the Noodle.

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Chicken and noodles.

'I'll have what he's having.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

Obama Snack...

China in Space.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

"Okay, so what do we add?"

"Shot between the eyes, but just before he died he spelled out the name of the killer with his soup."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

Sesame Noodles

Tagliatelle

'Sorry about that, sir.'