Dandruff Detectives Gifts

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Hipster Police Department

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

Gangster Babies

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

"Pew researchers!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

New Milks

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"