Hairdo Detective Gifts

An Afronaut

Love at First Sight

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Like my new haircut?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Hipster Police Department

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

The Marcel Wave

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

A Macaroni in 1773

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

Squirrel Salon

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."

"It used to belong to a rock star!"

Elton Coiffeur.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'