Damsel Saver Fan Gifts

"Too Marvel?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Screensaver says project compiling.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"She's had work done on those."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'Blimey - and I thought we could knock it back!'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

Camel Extensions.

"I'll bet you think I'm a terrible opportunist."

Skateboard rescue

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,