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"Too Marvel?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Screensaver says project compiling.

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"She's had work done on those."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'Sam was one of the keenest recruits they'd had in years.'

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'Blimey - and I thought we could knock it back!'

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Camel Extensions.

"I'll bet you think I'm a terrible opportunist."

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

"But it's a wet heat."

Skateboard rescue