Dairy Devoit Gifts

'You're lactose intolerant.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The Main Types of Cheese

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Chocs away.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dairy Devil

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Cow and Milk

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'