Dairy Devoit Prints

'You're lactose intolerant.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Oh Hi!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The Main Types of Cheese

Important Food Groups

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Chocs away.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

Cow and Milk

Dairy Devil

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Milk sideburns