Cynical Job Interviewee Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cynical job interviewee? Our collection blends clever wit with a dash of sarcasm, ideal for those who appreciate humor in stressful moments. Great for colleagues, friends, or even yourself, these thoughtful items add a cheeky twist to career conversations. Whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find something that resonates and sparks a laugh—because sometimes, humor is the best interview strategy.

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'I'm not a hard worker but I'm willing to take the blame for whatever you want.'

'I'm not a hard worker but I'm willing to take the blame for whatever you want.' mockup

'I'm not a hard worker but I'm willing to take the blame for whatever you want.'

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'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...' mockup

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

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"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one." mockup

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

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"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations." mockup

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

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'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.' mockup

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

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'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...' mockup

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

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"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'." mockup

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

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"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth." mockup

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

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'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?' mockup

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

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'I let my merit badges do the talking.' mockup

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

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Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?' mockup

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

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"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel." mockup

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

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'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.' mockup

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

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"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company." mockup

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

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'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?' mockup

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

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"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room." mockup

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

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'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!' mockup

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

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'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?' mockup

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

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Virtual interview.

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"Have you ever used a plastic straw?" mockup

"Have you ever used a plastic straw?"

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'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!' mockup

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

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'No, I've never worked for a veterinarian before, but I'm an active antivivisectionist.'

'No, I've never worked for a veterinarian before, but I'm an active antivivisectionist.' mockup

'No, I've never worked for a veterinarian before, but I'm an active antivivisectionist.'

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"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

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