Cynic's Club Member Gifts

Searching for a clever present for the cynic in your life? Our collection features amusing and sarcastic designs that capture their skeptical spirit perfectly. Whether they prefer mugs, t-shirts, or prints, you'll find items that speak their language and bring a smile to their face.

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'I prefer realistic toasts.'

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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'When politicians start talking about a new deal, you can be sure that the cards are marked.'

'When politicians start talking about a new deal, you can be sure that the cards are marked.' mockup

'When politicians start talking about a new deal, you can be sure that the cards are marked.'

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The Forever Stamp

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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Famous Oxymorons...

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically." mockup

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

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"Everyone is so cynical these days." mockup

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man." mockup

"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."

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Diogenes and tourists

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'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

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"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills." mockup

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for." mockup

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency." mockup

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

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'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

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Information and Still don't get it. mockup

Information and Still don't get it.

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'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

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'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

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"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."

"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills." mockup

"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."

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"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

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"I've had a few days to calm down and process things and I've come to the realization that I was wrong to have had faith in humanity."

"I've had a few days to calm down and process things and I've come to the realization that I was wrong to have had faith in humanity." mockup

"I've had a few days to calm down and process things and I've come to the realization that I was wrong to have had faith in humanity."

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"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!" mockup

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

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Cynic's Club Member Gifts Collection

Cynic's Club Member Mugs

Discover more humorously cynical mugs that speak their mind and add a dash of wit to their coffee breaks.

Cynic's Club Member Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillows that bring a sarcastic or witty touch to their sofa or bedroom decor.

Cynic's Club Member Prints

Browse our selection of witty prints that showcase their cynical attitude with humor and style.

Cynic's Club Member T-Shirts

Explore a collection of clever t-shirts that celebrate the skeptical, witty side of life — perfect for the cynic's wardrobe.