Customs Connoisseur Gifts

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"

Clarence Thomas

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living constitution!'

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

Arrivals Lounge

'I know it's the custom on your planet to not pay for parking up front, but that's not the custom here?'

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'

The Constitution: Bill of Rights. Why did they include the first amendment? So they could argue about the other nine.

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

Golfer going through customs

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

Beatless Convention - "I'm Terry...and who are you?"