Quirky Customs Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll let you search this one, Jeff.'

Nun Fight.

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pencil eraser."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

I love you Geyser...

'What's wrong with you?'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

Giant sandwich bags.

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Llama training

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Modern Day Cannibals

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

Interrupted Shower.

Great Moments in Beer

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"We found this in your brain."