A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport
Customs Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for a customs aficionado? Discover witty and creative products that speak to their love of customization and personal flair. Our collection of personalized mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints are crafted to delight those who cherish the art of customization. Perfect for enthusiasts who thrive on crafting, designing, and making everything uniquely theirs. Whether it's a gift to celebrate their passion or to inspire their next project, our curated selection offers something special for every creative soul.
"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
'Sorry Sir, we need to search EVERY vehicle in case you're smuggling illegal immigrants.'
"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"
Golfer going through customs
'What do you do with the time you save?'
High security Santa's grotto
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
George doesn't really like me using the credit card.
'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'
'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'
'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till
"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
Supply Chain
"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."
Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!
'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'
Online Shopping.
"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts
Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?
"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."
"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"
It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.
They Are Not Going to Take Me
'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'
"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."
'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'
Customs Aficionado Gifts Collection
Customs Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of custom aficionado mugs to find the perfect gift that celebrates their passion for personalization.
Customs Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase their love for crafting and customization—perfect for sprucing up any space.
Customs Aficionado Prints
Discover prints crafted for the creative soul—unique, humorous, and perfect for decorating or gifting.
Customs Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt designs perfect for every customs enthusiast—stylish, witty, and made to inspire their creative journey.