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A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

'Sorry Sir, we need to search EVERY vehicle in case you're smuggling illegal immigrants.'

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

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George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

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'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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