Customs Expert Gifts

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

UK border controls relaxed.

Tariff Wars

Collies Without Borders

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Family Joules: Part 6

Vaccination Passport

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

Made in China.

Export

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Anything to declare?'

You Shouldn't Have

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Exportation and importation in Cuba

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'