Customs Officer Gifts

"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

"You'll never get that past security."

"This doesn't look like you."

!Good news...We found your lost luggage...Well, actually the drug dog found it.'

'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"What do you mean you've lost my other case?"

Pandora's Luggage

Suddenly it occurred to Christian that trying to mask the smell of the drugs with gravy wasn't such a good idea.

Us - Them.

Santa Security Check

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest."

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

Let me do the crying, okay?

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

'What is the purpose of your visit?'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Sorry, we can't let you in. You're too ugly.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"Anything else to declare, gentlemen?"

Border Collie

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

'Harbouring new asylum seekers'

Irish Border

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

The Vicar in Customs

Good immigration control

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Not expected to pass through Customs...

'Customs and Exercise.'

'Anything to declare?'

"Nope. Nothing to declare."

"Any fruits or vegetables?"