Curser With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Deer Season Open.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Ducks crossing.

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

Computer questionning a witness.

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

Boiling Point

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Getting the Finger

Watch your language.

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

"I only talk down to your child because he's shorter than me."

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Escaping Egg

'Watch out for falling archers.'

Hall monitor lizard: 'Hey! No running!'

Sign at infants school - Beware of the Puppy